Could you turn it down a notch? I'd like to actually enjoy my time outside.
Dear Sims 3,
Because of you, I understand the bond between a guy and his games. I'm also glad I figured out how to get married without having to "woo hoo." It's totally possible.
I won't let the sun ruin our love for each other.
I need you. Stat.
Dear Mickey Mouse,
Can I please live with you and Minnie? I promise to feed and play with Pluto...