I like you. You can stay. Bring along your friend, colder weather!
Dear Right Eye,
I don't like you. Thanks for the stripped top layer of my cornea. Not.
After wearing an eye patch for the past 24 hours, I totally respect you guys more. I think I've earned to right to "arrrgh."
Thank you for taking care of your sweet, blind wife. Even if you died laughing while trying to make me an eye patch. I still love you.
Your t.v. show is so perfect for my heart. Cracks me up and reminds me of Texas.
Let's take it easy on Mrs. Crews tomorrow. She's had a tough few days and can't fully see out of one eye. How about we play the silent game...all day.
Dear Blog World Friends,
I know I've been a little M.I.A. lately, but I promise I've been silently keeping up with your lives! (Let's not dwell on how creepy that sounds. You know what I mean!)