Dear Spring in Tennessee,
When I said I loved you, I lied. That was pre-allergy attack. Now, as I've been sneezing enough to break my back, I kind of hate you. The flowers and warmer weather are nice, but you're dead to me.
I'm so, so, so excited for your visit next week! We are long overdue for a daddy-daughter date!
Please don't get too jealous while Dad gets to spend a week with your favorite child. We will miss you so big, I know it! I promise, all we'll talk about is how much we love you and how beautiful you are and how miserable the visit is without you.
Dear Vicks Sinex Nasal Decongestant,
Um, you're awesome.
Thanks for willingly moving to the couch during this sickness. And for buying me the special kleenex that doesn't hurt my nose.
I love rain, thunder, and lightening. But, I hate damages. Let's make a deal. You bring all the storm like qualities, without the storm consequences. Deal? Deal.